BREWDOG BOTTLES REVIEW: 77 Lager; Trashy Blond; 5 A.M. Saint; Punk IPA: EU Austerity Drinking Tour #16

It all began with a dead squirrel.

In 2010, I stumbled onto a BBC article.  It highlighted controversy spinning around 55% alcohol, £500 beers from BrewDog brewery.  They called them “The End of History”: a squirrel pelt sheathed each bottle with its tea cosy-like carcase.


Think of it as recycling.

They represented BrewDog’s latest stab at making the world’s most alcoholic beer.  I had to try one.  Sadly, they sold out immediately, never to come to the US.

Fast forward to 2012.  Before I left for Scotland (and this seven month Euro tour), Oz Clark and James May’s “Drink to Britain” BBC program re-sparked my interest in Scotland’s largest independent brewer.


BrewDog’s boys bookend James and Oz park drink.

Now in Scotland, I ease our way in with some basic bottles.  Our visits to BrewDog’s bars will come next week.  At first, we float through Edinburgh’s grocery stores.


If Green Day liked rainbows.

BrewDog’s entry-level bottles brightly line Scotland’s beer aisles.  Soon, their empties will brightly line our window sill.

First up, BrewDog’s 77 Lager.


NOT Budweiser.

Poured, this has far more orange color than most lager.  It smells pleasant, if quiet, with fresh strawberries, lemongrass, and rye.  It is refreshingly tart with a flick of bitterness, average 4.7% alcohol, and some body.  Flavors include apricot-filled puff pastry and some kinda weird, complicated, honey wheat bread.  Length is medium.  The quality seems good (3/5).  It might confuse most Lager drinkers as being fruitier and richer than they’re ready for.  Nice but not moving.

Their Trashy Blond almost lives up to its moniker: easy and airy but hardly trashy enough. Similar to the 77 Lager.  Moving on…

BrewDog’s 5 A.M. Saint Iconoclastic Amber Ale


Beer for breakfast.

You’ll find a moderate amount of coppery, amber color.  Aromas offer medium intense caramel and red apple.  Acid ticks up to medium plus, while medium tannins and 5% alcohol add up to a medium body.  Mild wheat, raisin bread, cinnamon, steel, and a lightly smoked honey finish make this tasty.  Some length.

5 A.M. Saint is good (3 of 5), but a bit average for BrewDog (which is a compliment).  There’s some spice and complexity, but acidity outpaces both.  Imagine Newcastle but actually fresh, with a life, and less doughy malt extract.

Lastly, BrewDog’s Punk IPA (batch 246):


Bottle over Edinburgh.

Sunny gold amber fills my borrowed glass.  Very fine fizz streaks the sides at medium speed, thin white lace stretches across the top.  Hops give this nose more intense notes of lemon meringue pie, stargazer lilies, and honey.  Coy.  The structural bits add up to an unexpectedly soft mouth-feel.  5.6% alcohol fills a medium body.

Flavors stay easy with clove, bright fresh lemon tart, peach, rye bread, and a sliver of onion.  The finish lasts longer than average.  Punk IPA is very good (4 of 5), but far too pretty to be punk.

Don’t expect a revolution from any brewery’s entry-level beers.  I expected shock and awe, but BrewDog knows better.  You can’t ween a baby from milk onto Port in a night.  We Budweiser-bingeing plebs need training wheels before we can drink a squirrel-wrapped bottle with 55% alcohol.  Expect greater things from BrewDog in next Monday’s post and in the following weeks.


Top hats and ties make anything tasteful.

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3 Responses to BREWDOG BOTTLES REVIEW: 77 Lager; Trashy Blond; 5 A.M. Saint; Punk IPA: EU Austerity Drinking Tour #16

  1. talkavino says:

    Have you tried their Nuclear Tactical Penguin? I’m really curious about that beer…

  2. Pingback: BREWDOG ALCOHOL RISEN: Review: Imperial Red Wheat | WAYWARD WINE

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