Now, I am not implying that Krupp Brothers Winery suffers from an inferiority complex, size issue, or that they are over-compensating for anything in particular. But *cough *cough

Look at that punt. You could fit a foot in that punt. That punt defies the laws of glass physics. I mean, just revel in its glory:

 I thought this M5 Stagecoach Cabernet was a magnum. Nope, 750ml. Empty, it weights nearly two pounds and eleven ounces. Empty!

2 lbs 11 oz! Our rabbit weighed 2 lbs 11oz. A whole dang rabbit! Normal wine bottles weigh fourteen ounces. 14 oz! Not nearly three times that amount.

The next time you spend $200 on a bottle, feel solace in knowing that you are getting a lot glass. Buy two and you will get two new barbells: very expensive, breakable barbells.

The wine is pretty good as well.